Doogie Howser Md

What up Motherfucker its Doogie Howser Md
That's right I'm a Doctor who's only sixteen
When I was 6 years old I beat leukemia twice
Perfect scores on my SAT man alright
Princeton University at 10 years old
Hitting trim on the side like my dick was gold
By 14 I got my license to become an Md
David and Katherine are so proud of me
That's my parents... my dad’s a physician
My mom does chores, and cooks in the kitchen
Eastman Medical Center is where I be
Nurse Michele Faber we need an iv please

Dear diary I just got home from my shift
Busting my ass and working on patience
I'm not working on Saturday so suck my dick
Trust me I'm a doctor I know my shit... he knows his shit....

My friend Vinny Delpinos lives next door
He really levels me out and that’s what friends is for
I'm a surgeon, 16, with a PhD
Bitch I could even give you a lobotomy
Doogie Howser’s in the mothfucking house
So pull your pants down and cough right now
I'm a prodigy, commodity keeping aware of HIV
Together beat STDs - united

Dear diary I just got home from my shift
Busting my ass and working on patience
I'm not working on Saturday so suck my dick
Trust me I'm a doctor I know my shit... he knows his shit....

If it wasn't for Vinny I'd go outta my mind
I need a motherfucking brake sometimes
It's hard being a kid with so little interaction
You know, that's what happened with Michael Jackson
I won't touch kids but I will now cause I am one
Just always remember your jimmy hat son
Wanda Plenn could handle this... step off bitch
I got a PhD, I'm 16 and I'm rich
Its Doogie Howser motherfucker Take a look at my ass
I've got my doctor shoes on and the scrubs to match
Stethoscope, mini pope giving people some hope
Roping em in with my good looks, helping out folks
Shit I just home home now it's time for bed
Time to lay down on my pillow and rest my head
Tomorrow I'll get up and fucking do it again
Why the fuck can't I be an o b g y n Dammit

Dear diary I just got home from my shift
Busting my ass and working on patience
I'm not working on Saturday so suck my dick
Trust me I'm a doctor I know my shit... he knows his shit....